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Eat Up Bitches Woven Hand Towel

Eat Up Bitches Woven Hand Towel

Fancy schmancy, straight to the point, and also kinda perfect as an oversized cloth napkin or makeshift bib. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. 28"h x 21"w

$12.00

I Want a Fucking Pizza Dish Towel

I Want a Fucking Pizza Dish Towel

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

$11.00

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

$13.00

I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt

I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

$13.00

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